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Also, how Kate Mara ended up being in back to back movies on this list is incredible coincidence. Oh, and much of the film’s thankfully brief runtime is backed by Smash Mouth songs. Courteney Cox’s character, also accused by Allen’s of being bipolar, is a 90s romantic comedy lead in that she is smart and attractive, so also but be regarded as unattractive by the male characters and klutzy. Including the original animated Transformers movie of 1986 was tempting, but that opens pandora’s box for all the plethora of other animated versions of superhero movies. However, Michael Bay cannot get good movie ratings, so Transformers sits in 12th place. But it is one of the few movies on this list to actually mention a dichotomy between comic book depictions of superheroes and “real” superheroics. Superman, Thor, Hellboyall are from other worlds and have superpowers. Tim Allen also makes fun of children for being white, chubby, stupid, unattractive, and useless. For example, Rip Torn’s character as the head of the secret superhero training facility:: “If you can't get those kids combat-ready in time, I'II have to dose them with enough Gamma-13 to sterilize a trailer park.”. Similarly to the worst film on this list, this is a movie aimed at children that has incredibly adult jokes. Except for seeing 30 year old Kevin Hart play a high school student.

I’d recommend this only if you think that somehow Stephen Hawking as a viable target of violent humor is funny. And what’s left if the kinds of jokes that were “shocking” 11 years ago (to who?), which now just feel more offensive than funny, because there’s not any originality to them. Most of the jokes feel like they were written for something else and dropped in whenever they couldn’t figure out how to actually make fun of the movies they’re spoofing.

Even worse, the funniest bits are largely unrelated to actually spoofing the genre (I think I laughed out loud twice in 75 minutes). While the plot cribs so closely to the first Spider-Man movie that it might fool you, Superhero Movie barely functions as a story. Written and directed by the Emmy-winning writer of Chernobyl! Watching Superhero Movie for this project is the first time I’ve watched any of these “_ Movie” spoof films in full, and it does not inspire me to seek out any others.

All people with superpowers in the new hellboy movie